When I was younger, I loved being a witch ! I find it too cool, powers, spells, potions ... uh I need to clarify that in my dreams, I was not a wicked witch with a hooked nose full of warts with dirty hair ... no no no, I was a pretty witch with long black hair, graceful and mysterious ... obviously ...
My favorite movie as a teenager was The Craft. 4 friends discovered they had magical powers when they were together, but very quickly lead to abuse the trouble here and share a little lollipop! At the time, I had recorded on a old VHS, in German ... yes I grew up on the German border and when you do not CanalPlous, well, German cinema chains are very valuable to see movies a bit lately. Ft. and it helps to learn the language ... It was with this film that I realized that the French dubbing of foreign films was really sucks! The Germans are pretty good at dubbing, so everything except the VF!
This cassette has also had a long life, but I was also attracted the wrath of my German teacher: at the end of the year, it has allowed us to bring movies, and if it has d First was impressed that someone brings a film in German, she soon became disillusioned and almost accused me of wanting to introduce my friends to witchcraft!
short, all that to say that being a witch, it must be 'achement cool:) And have a voodoo doll, eh, would not the foot here?
What is certain is that if I had a voodoo doll, I do not deprive myself!
Already, I'd do things to Doudou, stuff for which it rattle a little practice, or things that outright hate. But mostly I would just kind of stuff, and tickle-tickle, funny stuff ...
... or not! I'm not an angel, I'm not going to lie, I am lined with a brat! Not worth doing rooooooh shocked, I'm sure you'd still!
course, nothing really bad, I remember that I'm a nice witch. But p'tites nasties ... Let us situation ...
Hans but I dreaming or she walked past me, the minx! It not see me, and what ft more ... hey, Blowin for you: a little peak on the bladder and j'te glue him a desire to pee like never ... yes that liberates! Course there quickly!
A truck overtakes another truck ... climbing ... Then there is the armored car behind him ... (My worst nightmare on the road, I hate it when drivers do this ... I recently discovered that they love it!) ... ah it's like that, you'll see what you're gonna see! Hop, a little peak on the mouth and here his teeth and eyes that flash like small lights that frame (decorate?) His cabin and the windshield ... it sucks huh? That'll teach you! Na!
A client who is harassing me 12 times a day on the phone to ask me the same thing 12 times, and I'm saying that I contact me as soon as I have a response to it , nan and she insists she recalls, and she sends emails ... pfffffiout a fag on his head so his hair grow grow grow, and getting caught in the telephone wire, and it rolls over with his office chair ... aoutch!
"Hello hello madam, my name is Francine and I'll do a poll on your mood day ... "The kind of phone call that I love! (note, you can change the name and / or pattern and it works well). In these cases, I say (in any case this morning is what I said): "Nah, but it's a joke! It is not even 8 o'clock in the morning is no time to call people, I'm about to go to work, my kids are still asleep (yes in these cases, I have children and are always either in the bath, or about to pass at table, in short it is not the right time to sell me a sofa!), you think I got all day! "
With voodoo doll, no need to raise voice, tip tap on the hands, and at the other end of the wire, nails the evil Madame fall one after the other when she wants to dial a phone number ... hin hin hin ... yes I know it's not nice, but it's like that, life is not fair!
Anyway, you'll understand me and my voodoo doll, you're a little bitchy, but nice bitches!
you, frankly, what would you do with a voodoo doll? Go on, admit it ... otherwise I will prepare a truth serum that you can not resist ...
With that, it's all for now.
Faithful Visitor by Country, Unick is currently organizing a contest called " If I had a doll Voodoo ... "
This small text is my humble contribution:)
They remind me of memories, these little voodoo dolls ... this summer, it was typed on market range far and wide to find the son of a colleague's cousin Doudou ... not even for me ... no comment! I knew not at all, ever seen ... it seems likely that this hyper ... and merdouille, I'm not trendy!
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