Yet I am not one to make meatballs, the kind where verbal, the words barely passed the threshold of our lips, we said we would have done better to loop! No, I do not turn my tongue 7 times in my mouth before speaking, but I generally know to be careful. I assure grave ... in general.
Except once.
I made a mistake. But I have not done exeprès eh!
Kwismas was at last. We were in a store of clothes for men whose name begins and ends with JU. It seeks to provide a shirt Cousin Doudou, who lives near Paris ... and galley is a bit to find the right size, Paska is very large but not very thick ... So stark choice: short sleeves or shoulders too wide? A little disturbed by this big dilemma, I'm happily see the saleswoman to ask if, in case of error, it is possible to exchange ... she says yes ... me and him explain: "and it is valid in all C * IOL France?"
moment of hesitation ... [...] "Yes Madame (one, I had well tried!) in all of France J * LES!
I did not like my statement, I thanked her, was asked the shirt and we left! Both Doudou me tell you that winnowed for a good week. And I got a little briefing before entering a store for at least 6 months: "Watch my darling, where they will go home" M isons * M * nd ", not" his C * ", okay? Repeat after me ... "
Very funny! Yes I made a mistake once, are not dead men, especially here and I do not ever happened.
Until yesterday.
I took my aprem to go hang with my darling Market Kwismas Pays d'Ici. But as p'tits chalets, that does not mind all afternoon, we went for a walk at No. CIBE: a voucher to use before 31/12 + needs a little Gift Idea: It takes me no more for me to find an excuse. We enter, I look, I think, I talk to the saleswoman, charming, and everything ... comes time to pay, I leave my loyalty card, my voucher and a voucher for a gift (I had reached the minimum amount necessary to have) ...
[...] Moment floating ... "Sorry Madam (re-bam in your ghoul!), But it is a good gift for a S * PHORE and we are not in S * PHORE here" ... the corner of my eye, I see that Doudou away in silence ... Am I dreaming or it was a little dry here and say? (They only have to make good for gifts at No. CIBE bourdel!) ... me all confused, playing the fool "oh sorry, with all these papers in my bag ..."
Phew incident is closed, she smiles at me again, my sample file, I update my loyalty card and suddenly, I want more like my number, for me to receive offers by sms. I tell him he must already be registered because I am already receiving offers ... She said no, that's probably my friends who retransfèrent me these sms ... I insist: no no, I get good live S * PHORE ...
gloups ... [...] "N * CIBE" she says, smiling with his front, trying to remain polite when she should surely think "POV" bitch "!
Me, I was below the 36th, I have not even tried to justify myself ... I took my bag and I went to queue for the gift packages ... instead of going direct, no, the girl who insists! I agree that Doudou said "Nan c'te shame but you stuck me!"
Me: "and again, you do not hear my second ball!"
I told him ... he was dismayed ... he came to expect out!
Roooh here goes eh! Nothing serious ... if?
With that, it's all for now.
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